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Italy Pt. 3 – White Wedding
Read more: Italy Pt. 3 – White WeddingIt’s possible I tear up a bit. I resist the urge to pelt Danvinci and Wifey with the ceremonial rice as they walk down the aisle, and chuck it at some of the boys instead.
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Italy Pt.2 – Ghost Town Paradise
Read more: Italy Pt.2 – Ghost Town ParadiseTronca is starting to look suspiciously like a ghost town. We haven’t seen a single person so far other than the restaurant staff and the guy who dropped us off; it’s more than a little bit unnerving. Reminiscent of Leo and his wife’s dream world in Inception, where they have an entire world all to…
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Italy Pt. 1 – The Janky Journey
Read more: Italy Pt. 1 – The Janky JourneyThe driver can tell at this point that he’s doing something wrong, based on how agitated I am. It finally dawns on him that maybe, I want to eat pizza, at the restaurant, in town, at the location I have marked on my GPS in front of his face, while miming myself eating a pizza.
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Albania Pt 4. – EDM + Laughina
Read more: Albania Pt 4. – EDM + LaughinaI mean shit, she’s really attractive, but I don’t think its like I’m the fuckin’ Hunchback of Notre Dame. If she’s playing in the Chel, I gotta at least be in major juniors, might be swinging above my league in the pure physical, but you gotta believe we’re at least playing the same sport
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Albania Pt.3 – Cankers, Streamin’, + Italian Senders
Read more: Albania Pt.3 – Cankers, Streamin’, + Italian SendersSo while he’s occupied with the Russians, I put my arm around his girlfriend and start chatting her up. Tell her that since he’s hitting on girls in front of her, he clearly doesn’t deserve her and she could use a real man.
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Albania Pt. 2 – Shenanigans + Anecdotes – 1
Read more: Albania Pt. 2 – Shenanigans + Anecdotes – 1I enter through the street-level steel gate and descend some stairs until I arrive at a second, closed, locked door. There’s a camera outside the door where they note my arrival, and I wait no more than a couple of seconds before it swings open and a big, burly, Albanian bouncer opens the door and…
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Albania Pt. 1 – Scama Basta, Asian Slappa!
Read more: Albania Pt. 1 – Scama Basta, Asian Slappa!A few more drinks and shots later, I get accosted by a dangerously good looking brunette. I decide there’s not much of a point in being at a strip club if you’re not going to engage in a dance or two, and start chatting the Russian up a bit over more drinks. In the back…
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Paris Pt.3 – The Crew is Old
Read more: Paris Pt.3 – The Crew is OldAh fuck, what a fucking dilemma though. I can see the excitement in Vid and Shaon’s eyes, they know that I can bring that degen energy, they both have gfs and are slowly winding their lives down, and this could be one of them BIG NIGHTS where we do crazy shit.
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Paris Pt. 2 – More Love, More Lights
Read more: Paris Pt. 2 – More Love, More LightsBut fuck it. C is loving life with the ice cream, the rest of us are just having one of those close friend chats where you realize you’ve spent half your life away from the people that really matter, and the evening is incredible. We’re outside, the bill is fine, and life is good. We…
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Europe Baby! Paris Pt. 1, City of Love, City of Lights
Read more: Europe Baby! Paris Pt. 1, City of Love, City of LightsEveryone in the section watching intently like it was a live theater version of Grey’s Anatomy. I’d call em sick fucks, but I have some dark, grumpy, sleep deprived thoughts of my own. If you’re going to die, you could at least die in silence and quickly, so the rest of us can get some…
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