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Paris Pt. 2 – More Love, More Lights
Read more: Paris Pt. 2 – More Love, More LightsBut fuck it. C is loving life with the ice cream, the rest of us are just having one of those close friend chats where you realize you’ve spent half your life away from the people that really matter, and the evening is incredible. We’re outside, the bill is fine, and life is good. We…
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Europe Baby! Paris Pt. 1, City of Love, City of Lights
Read more: Europe Baby! Paris Pt. 1, City of Love, City of LightsEveryone in the section watching intently like it was a live theater version of Grey’s Anatomy. I’d call em sick fucks, but I have some dark, grumpy, sleep deprived thoughts of my own. If you’re going to die, you could at least die in silence and quickly, so the rest of us can get some…
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Mexico Friendo Sendo Pt. 4 – Best Left Buried
Read more: Mexico Friendo Sendo Pt. 4 – Best Left BuriedOk, we’re fucking do this. There’s a really good reason Mexico part 4 wasn’t released, and it rhymes with Fanny. All my friends know anyways, I had to get it off my chest, and I decided that I needed to get this shit out of the way so I can write about my Euro adventures.…
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Mexico Friendo Sendo Pt. 3 – Dream Team Assemble
Read more: Mexico Friendo Sendo Pt. 3 – Dream Team AssembleThese bouncers are fucking scary. Big, bald, jacked Mexicans that no one wants to fuck with. One bouncer catches cowboy hat dude with a solid right, he goes down so fast, and then they’re bouncing his head off the concrete floor… honestly thought I was going to watch a murder in front of my eyes,…
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Mexico Friendo Sendo Pt. 2 – Welcome To The Jungle
Read more: Mexico Friendo Sendo Pt. 2 – Welcome To The JungleAnyways, there’s a super scary moment during the meal, our chairs are basically bar stools, and at some point Deanna basically just straight up conks out and falls out of her chair. Zero chance that I have the reflexes to catch her / it was so sudden, she goes chair to ground in about half…
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Mexico Friendo Sendo Pt. 1 – Arrival (Jan. 8, 2021)
Read more: Mexico Friendo Sendo Pt. 1 – Arrival (Jan. 8, 2021)Somehow I stumble my way into their crew, the crew merges into a bigger crew, and after some more liquid courage we head out for the night. Going out involves taking a left out the door of The Monkey, walking down the barren hotel strip about five minutes past all the “taxi drivers”, and then…
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